IM AN ADULT I TUCK MYSELF IN
some of you never had to pretend to sleep with your phone/gameboy hidden under your pillow while your mom walks in your room to check up on you and it shows
that might cost her a few votes
Boy these south park episodes write themselves.
Yeah, and in the cause if due diligence I cruised over to the CBS Twitter who had also posted this and double checked.
Totally real my dudes
Hey is the build a bear employee supposed to force us to jump up and down or are we getting hazed
as a build-a-bear employee it is my honor to happily inform you that we get to make everyone do whatever the fuck we want during a heart ceremony. jump to get that heart beating. rub that heart to your knees so your furry friend always needs you. rub it to your toes so it’s totally awesome! shake it up so it’s got enough energy to hang out with you all day! close your eyes, make a wish, and give it a kiss you helpless motherfucker
